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WHERE IS THE DINOSAUR REPOSITORY???!

The Dinosaur Repository

It's time to get serious folks...

Ever since this stellar article on the Optional keyword came out, people have been wondering what the Dinosaur Repository is. Well let me tell you... it's InGen.

They store the DNA of, like, a ton of dinosaurs there. And they probably use Spring to access their database.

Cause like, how else would you figure out which Dinosaur is which? And I mean like, they are doing some complicated stuff trying to hybridize dangerous animals. Complicated stuff.

Bet there are a lot of Software Engineers at InGen. I wouldn't work there. I don't agree with Genetic Engineering even if it is for the Disney World of Genetic Engineering. But I will certainly go attend the awesome new Chris Pratt movie:

JUNE 22

Jurassic World: Coming soon to a theater near you
Coming soon to a theater near you

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      • Genetic Engineering Dont's
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    • Parallel Computing
    • Web Development >
      • What is Email
      • What is a URL
    • Electricity >
      • The Truth in the Oscilloscope
    • Identity Management >
      • Online Identity
    • Mathematics >
      • Multiplication
      • Axioms
      • Step Functions
      • MultiBase Numbers
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      • Java 8 Optional
      • From Java to Groovy
      • Geb And The Functional Automated Test Ecosystem
      • The Art of Integration
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    • Elasticity Pasticity
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